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I was going to write about how awful Michael Bay is, but it seems the rest of the rational world already has him pegged as the bullying, misogynistic, fan-hating, sellout that he is.

There’s not a lot more that I can add to that conversation.

As much as I want to look upon the Bay-infatuated youth of the day with disdain, I’m not entirely innocent myself. For some reason, despite the offerings of Spielberg, Cameron, Lucas, and Scott, I fell for some really terrible movies that time has mostly forgotten, films likely responsible for my own generation’s brand of narcissism: the idea that no matter how much of a nobody I am, I can grow up to be a rock star.

Here they are in all their 80’s glory:

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Everybody shut up! Shut up, Lutz! I have a very important question to ask you. Betcha can’t guess what it is… Hint, it’s in the title. That’s right folks, it’s time to end the age-old debate once and for all. Is going to the movies alone a sad, lonely, and embarrassing pastime? Or is it a great way to say “screw you and your rules” to society and do what you want?!

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