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My original idea for this BatWeek post was more of a “who would win in a fight, Batman or Iron Man?” type thing but we all know that Iron Man would mop the floor with Batman without even breaking a sweat.

First Iron Man would verbally annihilate poor Batsy with is rapier wit. Then once the great big bat stopped crying Iron Man would just shoot one of his tiny missiles at the big baby… uh I mean Bat, and then call it a day.

The “fight” if you could even call it that would be over too quickly which makes for uninteresting reading so I’m going in a different direction. Continue Reading…

Just to make it clear, this is not a review. If you want a review of The Avengers, I suggest you visit my friends John Boggs or Jessica Powers. Both have written much better reviews than I could have. Plus, I think reviews are boring.

No. I want to waste part of your day with an observation I had about all these stupid super-hero movies the studios are cranking out. Rachel already wrote about such nonsense here, but my blog posts are cooler so I’m gonna write my own. Continue Reading…

Sorry fellas, I know you’re all geeking out over the epic manliness that is The Avengers movie, but I’m here to burst your nerdy little bubbles. Are you ready?

The Avengers is a chick flick!

Now before you go all “HULK SMASH” on me, allow me to state my case. Continue Reading…