So here we are, diving head first into 2013. As if we had a choice right?! By now we all expected to have Back To The Future style hover boards, flying cars, food in pill form, and monkies ruling the planet. We’re almost there with that last one but for the most part this “future” we’re living in is mildly disappointing.

So, I figure since we haven’t gotten the things we want how about we get rid of the things we don’t need. Ya know, for the betterment of mankind and all that.

Ke$ha

Wow! What a mess this girl is. Her style is grotesque. Her music, if you can call it that is incoherent, uneducated, & soul less. I mean her songs don’t even have a decent beat. On top of all that her voice sounds like someone auto-tuned a screaming dog. Hers has been the longest 15 minutes ever but I was glad when her name finally disappeared from the media but now she’s back and well, pretty much the same as ever. Crap.

Forgive me if you’re a fan. I guess I’m just tired of these so-called “artists” endorsing alcoholism, infidelity, and that slacker/entitled behavior plaguing the very teenagers this kind of music is geared toward. What ever happened to social responsibility? When did making money become more important than moral values? Yea, I’m old. Bite me!

Die Hard Sequels

Dear Bruce Willis,

I’m  not sure if you know or maybe you have just forgotten but you are one of the highest paid A-List celebrities in Hollywood. There is no need to continue this. “Yippy Kiyay Mother Russia?!” Really?! C’mon Bruce, you’re better than that. Do the right thing. Just say no!

Sincerely,

Enough is enough.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of Die Hard and Bruce Willis but have you seen the trailer for the latest installment? It just screams “We’re out of ideas so we’re just going to blow a bunch of stuff up to distract you from this otherwise poorly written and all around boring story. Please don’t mistake us for Michael Bay.”

Honey Boo Boo

Why, for the love of God, WHY?!!! is this little redneck kid so famous? Yes, she says funny things but does that make it right to exploit and make fun of this child? The only justification I can think of to make this acceptable is the hope that they are making enough money to support the family and give this kid a great education.

Let’s all just let this little girl have as normal a life as possible and leave her alone. From what I can tell she has a long road ahead of her and our presence in her life will only make it harder and far more confusing for her.

RobSten

Also known as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Finally/mercifully the Twilight Saga has ended. I was hoping that with the release of Breaking Dawn pt. 2 the world would forget about these two and move on. Unfortunately this isn’t the case. We are still awaiting the DVD release.

I’m not saying I don’t like Kristen and Robert. Robert is a fine actor and Kristen is an… actor. I just don’t care about them as a couple. It all seems so manufactured and forced to sell DVD’s and Team Robert T-shirts. BORING!

Call me pretentious if you want but I think the world would be a far better place without the 4 items listed about. Don’t you agree?

What would you add to this list?

Katie Baker

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Katie was born and raised on the beautiful islands of Hawaii. She thinks all dogs are boys, all cats are girls, and all giraffes are French.

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